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When Ancient Meets Funny
Endeavors in philosophy and mythology immortalized the ancient Greeks, but what you will not find in the history books is their serious love of the funny. The similar forefathers who imparted the Socratic Method and the Parthenon also passed on a wealth of filthy quips and goofy wisecracks. A few of these jokes still hit the mark, whilst others will have you groaning with laughter, despite the fact that this is because they are so bad, they are good.
Tickle Yourself With Ancient Quips, Such As:
Hairdresser: How shall I cut your hair, sir?
Client: In silence
An idiot hears that a crow can live for as much as 200 years, so he buys one to see if it is true.
An Abderite owes any individual a donkey, but doesn’t have one. So he asks the guy if he can repay his debt in two installments.